The Classroom – The
Busting Lesson
Mrs.
Reinfeld stood in front of the room and hushed her female students to a quiet.
She was tall, rather imposing, and was both loved and feared by her young
charges.
“Now
girls, today we have a special treat for you. As you all know, the laws passed
a century ago giving women total control over government, economics, and most
importantly men, stipulate that girls should learn to control men through their
genitals. It has become customary for daughters to torture and then crush their
father’s testicles when she reaches sexual maturity, which most of you are only
a few years away from doing. Similarly, mothers are encouraged to bust their
son’s balls, and wives, their husband’s.”
“In
this vein, young Sarah, here, is from my 6th grade class, and has
agreed to share her father’s nuts with you today, so that we can all learn how
to bust, torture, and finally castrate a man, and give you all the confidence
to do go home and do the same with your own male relatives. Something which I
suspect some of you are already familiar with,” she added with a wink.
Mrs.
Reinfeld turned to Sarah, who was standing to her right. “Sarah, go bring your
father in.” The petite blond nodded, and walked out the door. She walked back
in with a tall, handsome blond man, pulling him by the balls with her hand
underneath his makeshift kilt. He was wearing a white terrycloth towel and
nothing else. His body was muscular but trim. The all-girl class held its
breath – they knew they were about to have a great show-and-tell.
“Sarah,
tell us a little bit about your father, before we start.” The girl looked up,
and nodded.
“This
is my father, Daniel. He works at a big company in the city. Tomorrow’s my 11th
birthday and I was going to crush my daddy’s nuts anyways, so when Mrs.
Reinfeld asked for a volunteer dad, I told him and he said we should do it
together, here.” Her concealed hand tugged the nutsack she was holding to make
her father nod in agreement.
“And
what kind of relationship do you have with your father’s testicles?” prompted
her teacher.
“Oh,
well, when he comes home from work each night, he kneels in the front hallway
and takes out his nuts for me to kick. I watch the clock each night so I know
when he’s coming home. They’re big and beautiful, and he spreads his knees to I
can kick between them.”
“And
then what?”
“Oh,
well, he undresses for me in mom and dad’s bedroom. He takes a shower and then
lets me inspect him to make sure he’s all clean from a day of work. Then he
lets me bust his balls for a while. Sometimes he’s down on his knees like the
dog. Sometimes he lays on the bed while I stand and kick him. Sometimes I hang
from his balls until he cries.”
“And
that’s on weekdays. What do you do on weekends?”
“Oh,
well, on Saturday I wake him up by pulling off the covers and slapping his
hanging fruit as hard as I can so he’ll get up and make me breakfast. He always
sits naked while I eat so I can squeeze his balls around with one hand. I like
the way they feel, like big rubber balls.”
“And
then?”
“When
my big brother Aiden gets up, he comes downstairs, and dad and him stand with
their legs spread so I can kick TWO sets of nuts. Mom usually sleeps in.”
“Well
aren’t you lucky! How old is Aiden?”
“He’s
15. He’s got a nice pair of hangers too and they flop around a lot when I kick
them. Not when mom kicks him, though. He just lays on the carpet and cries.”
“Does
your mom kick him a lot?”
“Whenever
he doesn’t do his homework or his chores. Or talks back to her. So yeah, all
the time.”
“Are
the men in your household always naked?”
“Always.
Except when we have company. And they’re usually other women, so then the boy’s
undress for them so they can have fun with their balls. Daddy doesn’t mind if
his nuts get squashed all the time, do you?” Sarah squeezed her hand, and
Daniel shook his head, “no”.
“Ok.
Well, I think it’s time you introduced your father’s balls to the class.” Mrs.
Reinfeld helped Sarah undo the knot of Daniel’s white towel and let it fall to
the floor. Daniel stood there unabashedly naked as the classroom took in his
long, fat dick and the two extremely low hanging orbs that his daughters hand
was wrapped around.
“The
first thing you’ll notice, class is how warm the classroom is today. Men have
this curious thing where their ball sack, called the scrotum, bunches up when
it’s cold. Since we want them nice and loose today, we’ve turned up the ambient
temperature. Remember that when you’re disciplining your men, if you want to
see what you’re punishing, keep it warm.”
“Now,
go ahead and pass him around, Sarah.”
Sarah
let go of his balls and grabbed his semi-erect dick and pulled him along, down
the aisles of girls sitting at desks, letting each girl have a chance to reach
out and fondle his massive hangers. They were soft, smooth, hairless,
egg-shaped and size of small lemons. Each girl had a chance to squeeze them,
roll them around, pull on his scrotum, and even pinch the big things. Most of
the girls in the classroom already had some experience with naked men, but
these were easily the largest balls any had encountered so far. They swayed
back and forth when he walked and they jiggled and rolled in the girls hands’.
It
took about ten minutes for all the girls to handle his privates. Some giggled,
most smiled, some were just intimidated by it. Mrs. Reinfeld noticed any of
them being hesitant or shy, and gave encouragement:
“Remember
girls, he’s here to give you confidence in handling men’s balls. Men are our
slaves. Their balls are our birthright. We only let men keep them long enough
for them to sire a daughter. Then their balls are doomed, and they know it.
They accept it. That is the way of things.”
One
girl looked as if she was going to faint, but Daniel just gently reached out
and guided her young hands to grasp his oysters, to feel their huge oval shape
and then press her thumbs deeply into them. When she realized he wasn’t going
to get all “adult” with her, she became more confident and even gave them a little
slap. Daniel smiled at this, before being pulled on to the next girl by his
horse sized cock.
When
everyone had had a squeeze, Sarah pulled her dad by his dick back to the front
of the class and made him stand in front of Mrs. Reinfeld’s desk.
"The one thing you should note, girls, is his erect penis. All men are eager to be castrated, and this specimen is no different. Isn't that right, Mr. Herrald?"
The tall blond nodded. "I can't wait for my daughter to rupture my nuts. I've waited for years for this."
“Now
that you’ve all become acquainted with Mr. Herralds’ genitals, it’s time for
you to learn how to hurt them. So everyone up, and push your desks against the
wall.” There were loud scraping noises for several minutes as the wood and
metal desks were pushed to the perimeters of the room.
“Line
up.”
The
girls formed a queue.
“Mr.
Herrald, get on your knees and spread your legs.” The tall man moved to the
center of the room, sunk to his knees and spread them. Mrs. Reinfeld walked up
behind him and tied a white linen belt over his eyes as a blindfold and then
bound his hands together, behind his back, with another.
“So,
the first thing to realize is that most of you are not yet tall enough to get a
good kick to a fully grown man’s goolies. In order for you to humble him,
you’ll want him to kneel for you, like Daniel is doing now. Then you take a
running start and kick him where he lives. Sarah, go to the head of the line
and show them how it’s done.”
Sarah
took her position, ran the short distance to her father and punted him solidly
in the nuts. His body rocked from the impact, but he held his legs opened. He
was always proud of his daughter’s nut busting abilities. She’d make a fine
wife and mother someday.
“Next,”
said their teacher.
The
next girl imitated Sarah and ran to punt him in the balls. The organs flopped
around from the impact, and for the first time, Daniel spoke. “Thank you,” he
said.
“Wonderful,”
said Mrs. Reinfeld with satisfaction. “Mr. Herrald knows his place. Men are to
be busted and not heard. The only words you should ever hear from a male are
‘Thank you’ and ‘Yes, ma’am’. The former when you’re crushing his nuts, and the
latter when you’re giving him orders. Men like to be dominated, it’s in their
genes. Clara, you’re up.”
And
so around the girls went, kicking this stranger in the groin and each one
receiving a “Thank you” for doing so. Daniel was a trooper, hold his legs open
so these young females could get the hang of kicking goobers. You had to time
the kick right, and aim well, otherwise you’d just punt his perineum, and Mrs.
Reinfeld stopped them several times when she saw a girl really miss the mark.
“Veera,
stop. That’s completely wrong. You missed with your toe and hardly made a dent
in them with your ankle. Watch.” She stood in front of the vulnerable man.
“You’ve
got to aim so that the toe of your shoe comes up and then squashes the
testicles between the shoe and his pelvis. Then you have a chance to pop them.”
WHAM. Mrs. Reinfeld’s pointy toed pump impaled his right testicle and crushed
it against his pelvis, just like she said. Daniel groaned.
“Veera,
come and try again.” It took several tries, but the girl finally made Daniel
whimper, and that was a good enough.
“Ok.
Next, we’ll try it slightly differently. This is good for males of all ages and
sizes. Any of you with big brothers, go home and try this on them after
school.” She had Daniel scoot around on his knees until his back was to the
girls, then the teacher forced his head and chest to the ground while his butt was
still up in the air. His balls dangled down invitingly.
“Men
have an unfortunate instinct to protect their little eggs, and I always
encourage to my students tying up their hands before punishing them. Don’t ask
permission, just do it! You’re the one in charge, always remember that.”
The
girls lined up again, and then had a go at his baby makers from the new position.
Each time they kicked him, his whole body shuddered a little bit but he kept
his knees spread for them, ass thrust into the air and bound hands wresting on
it.
Several
girls punted his nuts so hard that his whole body skootched forward a bit,
lubricated by a mild sheen of sweat on his body and the slick tile floor. He
was moaning a bit, but the girls didn’t care at all. This was really fun and educational. Besides, males were
objects, not people. They deserved to be punished.
When
everyone had had a turn, Mrs. Reinfeld helped the wounded man onto his feet so
they could move on to the next exercise. His hands were untied and his
blindfold temporarily removed
“As
we all know, boys go to their own schools where they’re taught to properly
submit to female discipline. One thing they’re all taught is now to present
their testicles in a variety of positions, for our enjoyment and convenience.
Mr. Herrald, please take the Hanging Crab position against the front wall.”
Without
any hesitation the tall, muscular man walked towards the chalkboard, did a
handstand about a yard away from it, and then bent his knees so that his feet
were flush with it and let himself lean back slightly so that he was stabilized
in this position. Now his cock and balls were at chest level for the girls, and
they looked a little different now that they were upside down. Daniel was
strong, and had spent many hours in this position so it was no strain.
“With
his cock and balls in this position it’s perfect for punching and squeezing
them. I’m just going to put the blindfold on him again so he can’t look up at
you, and then we’ll begin the lesson.”
“So
I doubt any of you are strong enough to do serious damage to a man’s balls with
your hands, but it’s fun to play with them roughly; the more rough the better.”
Their teacher took the lolling organs and began to squeeze them.
“Testicle’s
have a tendency to pop out of your hands if you just use your fingers, so it
helps to cup the whole gland and then press your thumbs into them.” Daniel
grunter as the teacher’s strong thumbs made dimples in his balls.
“As
for hitting and slapping, well, just let your instincts rule. You usually get a
very satisfying cracking or smacking sound as your skin hits the man’s sack,
and it can become quite addictive.” Mrs. Reinfeld demonstrated her technique,
not only punching them straight on but also pounding them from above, raising
her fist and bringing it down like a hammer into his open crotch. Daniels
muscular legs twitched slightly with each hit, but stayed firmly open.
When
her own satisfaction had been reached, Judy Reinfeld back away and let the
girls line up and take their turns at hitting squeezing and slapping his
goobers. None of them noticed the slight flush that had suffused their teacher’s
cheeks.
They
pounded, they smashed, they squeezed. The two testicles were, by now, bright
red in their sack, and had started to swell. This made them an ever easier target
to hit. Only Sarah, who after her turn stood beside her father to watch the fun
noticed the small puddle of drool that was pooling on the floor beneath
Daniel’s head. It was a good sign. Sarah wanted her father’s balls to be nice
and bloated before she popped them. When it was obvious that Daniel’s self
control was starting to slip, Mrs. Reinfeld told him to get down. The adult man
pushed off with his feet and flipped forwards to land in a crouch, stopping for
a few minutes to let the blood drain from his head. The blindfold fell off.
“Mr.
Herrald, please sit on the edge of my desk with your balls on the corner of
it.” The handsome father of two complied without hesitation, resting himself on
the no-frills government issue desk.
“In
boy’s schools males only wear shirts and socks during class. They sit at
specially designed desks. The writing surfaces flip up and the seats have a
raised, indented pommel that the boy’s balls rest on. This pommel pushes the
testicles up and out. As their teachers walk up and down the rows, asking
questions and quizzing their students, if any boy gets it wrong, makes a
mistake, or misbehaves, he must immediately raise the panel so that she can
smash his balls with paddle. A paddle like this.” The teacher raised a medium
length wooden paddle, shaped like a tuning fork with the center filled in. It
looked painful.
“The
paddle usually doesn’t do any permanent damage, although I have heard anecdotal
stories of boy’s nuts exploding occasionally. This sort of discipline makes
males well behaved pupils, isn’t that right Mr. Herrald?” She brought the
paddle down on the corner of the desk.
“OOF.
Yes ma’am. OOF. OOF. OOF.” She brought the paddle down on his bulbous gonads
several times. And when she was done the girls actually clapped. It was a great
show!
“Now
you can all have a try. Hold the paddle flat and swing down with only moderate force.
We don’t want to rupture his balls before Sarah’s ready.”
This
time, Daniel got to look into the eyes of the girls as they tortured him. When
his head wasn’t thrown back in an attempt at self control, he saw the best
thing of all – self confidence and illicit pleasure. Men’s balls existed only
to give women pleasure, and he knew it.
WHAP.
WHAP. WHAP.
All
the girls had a round of brutal punishment. When it was over, little Bridgette
raised her hand.
“Yes
Bridgette?”
“Mrs.
Reinfeld, where can we get one to use on our boys?”
“They’re
available at any Family Discipline store in your area. There’s one right down
the street from me, where I got this. You’ll find all sorts of wonderful items
there: paddles, straps, hooks, clamps, sterile needles, electric prods, and
other fun objects. You can ask your mothers’ to take you there.”
“What
are the needles for?” asked Julie Hall.
“Mostly
foreplay for adult women. It’s common for women to impale their husbands balls
with red hot needles before engaging in coitus, but you’ll be covering that in
your sex-ed classes later on, and this is not the time or place for that.”
“However,
that does me to one important point,” she continued. “It is traditional for
women to cut off their husband’s penis and have it sheathed in gold after a
daughter pops his balls. You can usually find an emasculation kit at any Family
Discipline store, and I myself have a large collection of real dildos. I might
even bring them in some day for you to see.”
“Sarah?”
she said, turning to the girl. “Is your mother planning to save your father’s
pecker or leave it attached?”
“Oh
yes! She’s going to do that this weekend. She said I could watch. She said she
gets daddy hard and then takes a laser scalpel and cuts it off at the base.
Then there’s some preservatives it gets washed with, and then she dips it in
some metal powder and heats it in the oven.”
“Aunt
Silvia came over once,“ she continued, ”and showed me uncle Cal’s penis. It was
long and shiny gold. It had a big ol’ head on it. She said it had given her
more pleasure over the years than he ever had.”
“Well,
that’s often true enough,” smirked their teacher. “But again, you’ll be
covering masturbation techniques in sex-ed.”
“Now I’m going to show you some ball
scrambling techniques you can use later in life. The most intimate is kneeing a
man in the groin.” Judy made Daniel stand up and knocked his legs with one
knee. She leaned in close and whispered into his ear while she tested the
distance to his ball sack.
“I’ve
castrated my entire family and twelve other men, but your cock and balls are
the biggest I’ve seen.” SNAP. Her kneecap pistoned into his nuts. “I’d love to
own your equipment, big boy.” WHAM. Daniel went from semi-erect to rock hard in
one heartbeat – in his culture the more men a woman emasculated, the hotter and
more desirable a woman was, and standing before him was a real woman. SPLAT. He
moaned and his boner bounced. WHAM. He knee was pulverizing his nuts, but he’d
never been hornier. He wobbled a bit with the next for knees to his dangling
jewels.
Judy
suddenly stepped back and cupped his bloated balls so the class could see the
results. They all clapped.
“Thank
you. When you go to burst your own father’s balls, I suggest you swell them
first so that there’s more to work with. These look like water balloons ready
to burst. Also, you’ll notice his penis is solid and erect. This often happens
with men, as they are trained from a young age to look forward to ball busting
and their eventual castration. Isn’t that right?” She slapped his shiny knob
playfully.
“Yes
ma’am,” was Daniel’s reply. His breathing was deep and labored, and there was a
sticky ooze on the tip of his penis.
“This
is helpful, because the dick can sometimes get in the way of a good castration,
although a little tape can fix the problem. In some parts the country, it’s
tradition to harvest the penis before the castration for just this reason. But
I’m going to use the tape method.” She got out a roll of old fashioned Scotch
tape, and secured his pulsing member to his washboard stomach. It was big. It
went almost up to his pecs. Sarah’s mom was going to be a happy camper soon.
“Of
course being able to drop a guy in one kick is an important skill for any
woman. I’ll show you what years of doing it to just about every male I’ve has
taught me. Daniel,” her formality with class’s victim was slipping, “stand in
the center of the room, spread your legs, close your eyes and put your hands
behind your back.”
“Yes
ma’am.”
Soon
the naked man was stoically waiting for yet more punishment. Judy had put on
her game face and taken off her pumps. First she started in front of him, and
lifted her nylon clad foot to rub his bound cock. Gently, letting her silky
stocking slide up and down its length, then down to her balls where her toes
lightly chucked them, making the heavy, swollen sperm balloons swing.
She
circled him, and from the back she lifted her leg and gently rubbed his ass,
the sound of her sheer hosiery making a spine-chilling susurrus which caused
one girls to giggle. Then Judy Reinfeld backed up, while Daniel was savoring
those few moments of pleasure, she kicked him as only an adult could kick.
THUNK.
The swollen testicles were compressed to half their current size and jammed
against the pelvis. Daniel Herrald dropped like a stone and lay on the
classroom floor, rocking back and forth and holding himself. He didn’t even
make a sound, because he’d stopped breathing. The pain was that intense. Just
holding himself and trying not to puke.
The
entire class applauded.
“And
that, girls, is how you one-kick drop a man. Sarah, are you ready to do the
deed?”
Sarah
was still on awe over her teacher’s prowess, but nodded.
“Good.
Go and open the box.”
In
the far corn of the room was a long rectangular box. Sarah turned the latch and
opened it. With some effort she hoisted out a curious piece of furniture that
was almost as big as she was, and hauled it across the room. It was burnished
plank of redwood with slanted curved feet. It looked liked something you’d sit
on.
“This,
girls, is a burstimode. They’re handed down the generations from mother to
daughter. This is mine, and on it I crushed my father’s testicles, my cousin’s
testicle, and the balls of numerous boyfriends. It’s the traditional piece of
equipment for what is perhaps the most important event in a girl’s life.”
“The
man either kneels in front of it, or sits with his legs underneath it. His
testicles rest in these two hollows and this metal band clamps his scrotum
flat. Then you simply stand on the burstimode and crush his two eggs underneath
your foot.”
“Many
girls ask, well what if you don’t want to stand on them? The simple truth is,
girls, testicles are pretty sturdy and they’re designed to squirt out of harm’s
way. Using your own body weight is the most assured way of popping them, and
using the burstimode is the best way of keeping them immobile. Sarah let’s get
your father up and situated.”
The
two of them unwound the wounded man and helped him limp the short distance to
the burstimode, which was sitting on the floor. Showing surprising flexibility
for someone in his late 20’s, the blond stud sunk to his knees and then spread
them until he was practically doing the splits on his knees. His voluminous bag
of balls rested on the hard wooden surface of the burstimode. Tradition dictated
that he secure his own equipment for his daughter, so he pulled up the metal
band, slipped his fat orbs beneath it to rest in the testicle cupping hollows,
and then clamped down the metal band, and tightened it from underneath. His
balls weren’t going anywhere. Then he held out his hand so that his daughter
could stand on them.
Sarah
slipped out of her shoes and took her father’s hand. She stepped up onto the
burstimode and with her soft socked feet, stepped onto his balls. It was a bit
wobbly, and she relied on her father to stabilize her. Now Daniel spoke the
words which he had memorized at school, kept in trust for this very moment, a
ritual as old as the Women’s Republic itself. His voice was deep and rich.
“Today,
my daughter becomes a woman. She steps into the noble ranks of our country’s
stewards, and will help shepherd our great race to a brighter future. I
surrender my balls to the girl who shall become . . . a lady.”
Sarah
looked down at her father, who was looking up at her with adoration. He’d known
this moment would come all his life, and he was ready.
“I
love you daddy. This is the greatest moment of my life. I feel like a lady
already.” Her ruffled white socks fit perfectly over his huge red ovals, and
she found it difficult to balance on them, but her father’s strong hands kept
her safe – Daniel wanted this moment to be perfect. He could already feel the
deep ache that her weight created in his already damaged nuts.
“Remember
Sarah,” said her teacher, who was watching with great interest, “You may not be
heavy enough to pop them without bouncing or jumping. Do what you have to crush
them.” Judy smiled at both of them.
Sarah
nodded, and her face turned serious. Her full weight was on the two organs, but
though they compressed, they seemed to be a match for her weight. So she
bounced and stomped on them at the same time. The burstimode shook violently,
but its design was so stable that it could withstand much more. WHAM. WHAM.
WHAM. Everyone heard Sarah’s efforts to pop her daddy’s big balls. The organs
tried to reform after each stomp, but clearly they were losing the battle, and
looked flatter and flatter each time.
With
one big jump, Sarah landed squarely on both testicles at the same time, and the
bloated organs burst with a wet “squick”. Since they ruptured at the same
moment, everyone could hear the noise, even at the back of the classroom. The
girls just couldn’t help themselves, they began to clap and cheers. This was
absolutely thrilling.
Egged
on by the sudden adulation, Sarah excitedly hopped up and down on her father’s
ruined gonads so that the class could hear the weird squelching noises it made.
Her father’s head hung down, eyes closed, lost in a pain like no other he’d
ever experienced. Even the time he broke his ankle didn’t compare to this. It
was like the world had come to an end. The two centers of his universe were now
oozing out from under his daughter’s feet. He started to shudder. It took all
his will to keep from passing out.
The
teacher smiled. She was watching him rather than his daughter. She loved seeing
the pain and suffering this ritual caused males. She was turned on, thoroughly
wet, and what red blooded woman wouldn’t be? She could see his eyes rolling
about, the faint moan that was escaping his lips, the perspiration dripping
down his chest and moistening his rigid member. He was in the throws of agony,
and it was absolutely delicious.
Finally
Sarah stepped off.
“Sarah,
let’s hold your father still and let the other girls have a hop on your
father’s broken balls.” Mrs. Reinfeld walked towards the pair.
Sarah
smiled and all the girls shouted out in enthusiasm. Soon twenty little girls
were taking turns smashing the testicular remains into the hard surface of the
burstimode. Each hop brought a twitch from the poor male and his ultimate
sacrifice. It was a blast! When Daniel did finally went comatose, their teacher
made an announcement.
“OK
girls. That’s the end of this class for today. For homework, I want you to all
go home and practice some of these moves on your own males. Then I want you to
write a three page summary of your findings. Now, now, don’t make a fuss. I’ll
expect good handwriting and clear paragraph structure. And no cheating by copying and pasting from the SuperNet. ”
The
school bell rang. All the girls got their stuff and ran out to recess, leaving
Sarah and their teacher to deal with the broken man, slumped on the floor, his
ballbag still clamped to an heirloom torture device. Who said school was dull?
I wish I could offer my balls up to a young lady. I want to feel that one great final moment of pain for her. This story is dead on about the roll men and women need to tae in life. The world would be so much bettter if we just thought of ourselves as studs for a making one or two babys then give up our nuts and penises in a great glory of pain
ReplyDeleteI let my 11 year old daughter squeeze the nuts of my 6 and 8 year old sons.
DeleteI love seeing her cause extreme pain to boys.
Glad you think it's hot stuff. I certainly do. Controlling men though their balls is one of the sexiest ideas in the world!
ReplyDeleteI too wish that I could offer up my balls to a lady. Especially, if she could use them to demonstrate to others how vulnerable they really are.
ReplyDeleteAs in this story, so many girls/young ladies could get to see and feel a man's balls. Then give my balls some punishments. For their educational purposes, of course.
Preach the word, brother. Hallelujah.
DeleteI would love to offer my balls to these young ladies !!
ReplyDeletePlease, more stories like The Classroom.
ReplyDeleteAmazing, truly amazing.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it!
DeleteI would pay one of those young ladies to bust my old eggs and after they were gone they could castrate me.
ReplyDeleteI tied my balls at 11 I loved ball torture I wanted to lose my cock and balls one day I was in bar at 16 I met 35 year old man he told me its better to keep your balls for more torture that day I became his slave boy
ReplyDeleteI love that her father was blindfolded as some of the girls may have had short skirts on. Even though these young girls were seeing and feeling a totally naked adult male's penis and testicles and were about to kick him in his balls so hard his nuts would be in his month there is no reason a male should be be able to look at a girl's underwear as she kicks his totally naked cock and balls. Kicking balls are a females right of passage and males should provide TWO of them.
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